Seriously? Grey's Anatomy for Wii (But Not For Me)


I have been a fan of Grey's Anatomy since day one, but am openly disgruntled with the current season. So I am finding it hard to fathom the desire to spend an afternoon wielding a Wii remote as McDreamy.

    
 
Ubisoft has created Grey's Anatomy: The Video Game for the PC, Nintendo DS & Wii. It is slated to be released in March.


Naturally, I have a few sarcastic and rhetorical questions in response:
  • Will all of the female characters be able to have virtual relations with Ghost Denny?
  • Will Ubisoft seek advice from an unknown source at ABC and create a barrier preventing Hahn's avatar from interacting with Callie's?
  • Will Alex's face be permanently set in scowl mode?
  • Will we have the option to kill off characters when they leave the show in 'real life,' and will there be an upgrade available after each season to add avatars for spectacularly attractive new cast members?
  • Will there be a verbal bitch-slap function, and will it be assigned to The Chief and Dr. Bailey?
Just checking.

- Griping, grouchy, grumpy Grey's fan...party of one

 

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  • 1/9/2009 7:17 AM CinematicallyCorrectc wrote:

    Wow. If the video game version of "24" sucked...how can this one be good?

    Worst video game idea ever.

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    1. 3/6/2009 1:08 AM Epidemic wrote:

      If they make the surgery parts anywhere near as good as the Trauma Centre games on Wii/DS and have good storylines then it could be a great game.
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  • 1/9/2009 10:30 AM PavementRunner wrote:

    But how cool would it be to do the surgery with the wiimote and the nunchuck. You would have to be very precise in your movements.

    If they work in the Wii balance board, can we maneuver to avoid said bitch slap?

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  • 2/20/2009 7:22 AM Trix wrote:

    Even more, do we have to make Callie sleep with Mark? Eww much...

    I'm interested to see how these surgical procedures will go down on this game... I think I'm renting first.
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