Live-Blogging the Oscars: The Ceremony, Pt 1


{I apologize in advance because I am not editing this, and we are 3 bottles of champagne in.}

George Clooney is old Hollywood. And pretty.

Seriously, my mom could have been more successful interviewing these celebrities. LAME questions.

John Travolta should have worn a dress.

We all love Laura Linney. She needs to win. If not this year, then sometime in the near future.

"I would go camping with Javier Bardem."

Where's Ben Affleck? His wife was in Juno and his brother is nominated for the film he directed.

Amy Adams is not married to Borat; that would be Isla Fisher from Wedding Crashers. Common mistake.

Regis, are you really backstage interviewing the Enchanted dancers?

OOH NOOO. The governator? Let's hope he's not really there.

Great opening though! Of course now I want to TiVO-pause and name all of the films.

Very Star Trek, Jon Stewart emerging from the beam.

Oh boy, the first Hillary joke of the night.

Ok, at least he's making fun of Obama too.

They changed the order. They usually start with a major category, like Best Supporting Actor. Weird.

Sweet. Elizabeth: The Golden Age won for costume.

Nice iPhone plug.

Best Animated Film: Ratatouille. No surprise. Pixar rules.

Katherine Heigl is also old Hollywood. Beautiful. Love the hair.

Makeup: La Vie en Rose. Totally deserving. Marion Cottilard was transformed into an entirely different woman.

Why is Amy Adams singing by herself on stage, and is she lip-syncing?

So..The Rock is officially Dwayne Johnson. The presenters seem quite random this year.

Visual Effects: NOT Transformers. Ha.

Art Direction: Sweeney Todd. Didn't see it.

LOL. Cate Blanchett. Jon Stewart is doing a great job.

Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem.  Very nice.
JHud. Um...not a good dress.

Did they just bleep him out in Spanish?? WTF?

Um...a tribute to binoculars and periscopes. Wow.

Oh, Keri Russell. I loved Waitress. And Felicity.

I hate to say it, but I haven't seen any of the live action shorts. I should really watch them online beforehand. Same for documentary shorts.

Oh no. Jerry Seinfeld needs to let Bee Movie go.  Now a bee montage? Jesus.

Are they that hard up for presenters?

Best Supporting Actress: YES!! Tilda Swinton. SWEET. OMG, loved the Clooney/Batman joke.

Best Adapted Screenplay: No Country For Old Men. As predicted.

We must be drunk. There is Miley Cyrus again. For no reason. Yawn.

And can I just say...the fact that Into the Wild and Eddie Vedder weren't nominated is outrageous. Three songs from Enchanted seems excessive. That being said...I do love Kristin Chenowith and Pushing Daisies.

Ummm...someone just left me the dirtiest comment I've ever received on my blog, about the red carpet blog. But, my nieces read this, so I am choosing not to approve it.  Sorry, Man Spackle!



 

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  • 2/25/2008 9:27 AM Annie in MN wrote:

    Tilda's speech was hilarious! I love her comment about George Clooney wearing the Batman costume. So great!

    Also...so glad about Diablo Cody! Wooo!

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  • 2/25/2008 3:04 PM mr obiwankobe wrote:

    Visual Effects should have gone to Transformers, hands down. How many times have we seen visual effects done for animals? Yes, we all saw Jurassic Park, now just add the hair. I don't recall seeing a Mac truck turn into a pimp named Optimus Prime... they should have had the Oscar 'transform' into a Decepticon and run-amuck on stage. Autobots, roll out.
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  • 2/25/2008 11:13 PM john wrote:

    About the small tv...we were watching it on our regular tv and apparently it's not big enough. During the best picture montage, the beginning letters of each movie were cut off and the dates were too. It did lead to some interesting viewing, however, especially when everyone's favorite musical "Liver!" came up... Curse my small screen!
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