MEMO TO YOUNG HOLLYWOOD: EAT A SANDWICH, GET A DRIVER


Dear Toxic & Teeny Tinseltown Tarts of the Tabloids:

Eat a sandwich. Get a driver. You can afford both.

Your Well-Fed Friend with a Clean Driving Record,
Jo

p.s. Cocaine does not count as a condiment.

Posted by JOpinionated at 5/29/2007 11:16 PM
Categories: General Pop Culture
 

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